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Okay here are instance rules, they are basically common sense and pretty standard for Mastodon as a platform:

it is a common misconception that one human year equals seven dog years. however, in reality dogs and humans orbit the sun at the same speed.

I keep confusing @masklayer and @daylight and I don't know why because their avvies are very distinctly colored

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I should have some sweatpants with the text OVERSIZE LOAD on the butt

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UC Irvine researchers have found that bonnethead sharks are omnivores: they can get a substantial portion of their nutrition from seagrass instead of eating animals. :weirdfish:

so when i get disillusioned with the pig hole

can you spare a boost for our unlikely hero, mullet bun

arm and hand movement gives my ADD brain something to anchor on to and watch when I'm having a hard time focusing in on only spoken word.

i think it's because i gesticulate a LOT and am a very expressive speaker so when people don't it makes it hard to interpret their communications and I just ADD out and stop listening real fast

which, yknow, is fine, im not gonna judge. i dont really make eye contact when i talk to strangers.

but something about no arm movement weirds me out. :x

something i've recently realized makes me profoundly uncomfortable is abled people who do not gesticulate at /all/ when they talk. Their arms just hang there like limp noodles.

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The Black Lodge

Jack in to the matrix! Yeah reboot buddy hack the planet!