Okay here are instance rules, they are basically common sense and pretty standard for Mastodon as a platform: https://blacklodge.masto.host/about/more
it is a common misconception that one human year equals seven dog years. however, in reality dogs and humans orbit the sun at the same speed.
Eat my ass linux dude
Mild injury Show more
My FIL hugged me and banged his headset on my freshly pierced earlobe and yanked the piercing
It didn't rip I don't think but damn it stings
I should have some sweatpants with the text OVERSIZE LOAD on the butt
Sui, graphic description of suicide Show more
Something that's been imprinted in my head a long time ago was when a trans woman described to me and others when she attempted to hang herself, and how she survived because she kicked the chair over by accident after stepping off and someone heard it
This was several years ago. This year she was in the news for lighting herself on fire and burning alive in a public place.
So there's that, always haunting me like a half forgotten phantom.
Mh- Show more
Could use a good noose right about now
UC Irvine researchers have found that bonnethead sharks are omnivores: they can get a substantial portion of their nutrition from seagrass instead of eating animals. https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/First-Omnivorous-Shark-Discovered-UCI-492560841.html
so when i get disillusioned with the pig hole
Boost if you remember rotating text in toots
can you spare a boost for our unlikely hero, mullet bun
please be kind to the drive bee https://youtu.be/LE5AHcvjOR4
arm and hand movement gives my ADD brain something to anchor on to and watch when I'm having a hard time focusing in on only spoken word.
i think it's because i gesticulate a LOT and am a very expressive speaker so when people don't it makes it hard to interpret their communications and I just ADD out and stop listening real fast
which, yknow, is fine, im not gonna judge. i dont really make eye contact when i talk to strangers.
but something about no arm movement weirds me out. :x
something i've recently realized makes me profoundly uncomfortable is abled people who do not gesticulate at /all/ when they talk. Their arms just hang there like limp noodles.
a disgusting rat baby
Jack in to the matrix! Yeah reboot buddy hack the planet!